“Forced Perspective: Doomsday Clock/Your Lungs on Pot”
Here’s your dose of perspective for the day:
The Bad News
There is actually something called the Doomsday Clock. A publication called the Bulletin of Atomic Sciences keeps it locked up in their secret headquarters. They are the ones who decide how safe we are, based upon the state of nuclear proliferation, climate change, and other factors determining world annihilation. Yesterday, they turned the clock one minute closer to midnight. “Midnight” is when the world will die.
The Good News
Pot won’t give you lung cancer!
"No, no. Please. Stay." 